Not dead

I just escaped from being captured by a bunch of people that eat people and were going to eat me. It was not my favourite situation to be in! They kept trying to cook me over an open fire, but then someone would say something and they'd go cook someone else instead. I decided I should help them using my cooking know-how. Needless to say, I was something like their head chef within a couple days, and was able to escape soon after. Classic!