Day One of my Great Adventure

I have set out with my bag (containing 1 water bottle, 1 box of matches, 1 mousetrap, 3 energy bars, 1 compass, 4 forks, 2 sticks, 1 swiss army knife, and my journal which includes a pen to write with). Along the path I have encountered bugs, bats, birds, and poison ivy. All in all, not too bad. As I write this I have a crackling fire going, over which one can see a seagull that I managed to get. I have eaten two power bars today and am about to eat a seagull. Soon I hope to find the Yeti. Wish me luck.